Tiki goodness overload!

If you love Tiki's like I love Tiki's you MUST go here! 

Click here to reveal tiki goodness!

Filed under, things that make you want to throw puppies off of a high rise.

This is possibly the DUMBEST shit I have seen in quite a while. 


Click here to see what retards do to their cars...

Vintage Pinup Update for the week of Oct 18 2010

So many dirty pictures, so little lube. 
Take a moment, close the office door, and spend a little quality time with the girls this week.
Dont forget the tissue paper. 

Vintage Pinup Update for the week of Oct 11 2010

Fall is in the air - but fortunately these girls dont seem to mind, as their clothes just keep falling off for some reason.
Thank whatever invisible man it is your worship for wardrobe malfunctions.

Have a good week!

Vintage Pinup update for the week of Sept 27

In a rush, here's your neked chicks for the week, now STOP BUGGIN ME!
hahahaahha
ok, you can bug me a little
T

Ode to salt......

VERY cool video to watch, over and over and over again...... dig it

vintage pinup update week of 9-20-10

( in my best proffessor Farnsworth voice...) "GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY! youre latest ration of jergens  gals is here for your enjoyment"!  dig on it, and have fun!! 

Cool guys, Cool site.....

Check out the cool guys doin it better than us (in most cases) 

click me, click me NOW!

Toy design fail 101

WOW - really? so everyone in the design department was just sound asleep that day huh fellers? whats next, a wonder woman toy that you squeeze her tits she shoots out her ass?! 

Vintage pinup update week of 9-6-10

The rest of the country may in fact be taking the day off, but me and Jerry Lewis are working. That means two things: one - someone is going to ask you for money, and two - someone is going to give you naked girls FOR FREE....... (honestly, who you gonna hang with?! )


Hope ya slept in, or did whatever you wanted to today.  But if not, look at it this way, at least you still have a short work week ahead of you.
In the mean time, feel free to ogle da tramps lined up for you this week. (its cool, you can stare, they're used to it) 

Dude, seriously....kill youself

riddle me this... what does the biggest retard on the planet build, if left totally alone, with no supervision or adult guidance.......

ANSWER:

Cool blog, go here, spend time, learn shit.... DD Mae rocks!

This week we are having a bit of trouble coaxing the girls out of the dungeon, uh, er, I mean.... DORM to do the pinup update, so just as soon I lure them out with some booze and or fresh fruit Ill have your vintage pinup updates up for you. 


In the mean time, though I have discovered a horribly cool fellow blogger that deserves to have you stop by and read her stuff. . . 

so click RIGHT HERE  and go visit DD MAE'S "Nitty Gritty" site.

...what, your still here? GO! now! beat it! 

Vintage pinup update week of 8-23-10

Eager to please you, these honeys refused to wait till later in the week to be seen. Who am I to say no?
so without further delay, and at the risk of gettin my ass kicked - here they are! this weeks pinup gals to get your week started right!

Thoughts on a third pedal

     In recent days, due as much I suppose to dumb luck ( or the lack of it ) as anything else, I have had something of an epihinal reawakening.  That is to say, in the last few days, I have been forced to drive a car with a manual transmission.  And in short, I LOVE IT!   Though it goes without saying that I love to drive… well, pretty much anything I can get my hands on, from semi trucks to a cushman – I had simply forgotten what an unabashed thrill it is to do something as basic as shift gears for myself.

   Current automotive design dogma shows us that manufacturers are doing everything in their power to remove us and isolate us from the basic raw driving experience.  Their efforts clearly have been focused on two things, one; making driving as antiseptic and sterile an experience as possible. No wind nose, no road “feel” in the steering wheel etc…  and two; doing whatever it takes to make the crumb jumping screaming smelly tissue masses known as children as tolerable as possible to mom and dad once they are locked into the non descript shinny metal box otherwise known as the family car.  Dvd players, and more lcd screens than a times square porno theatre are the order of the day.  Anything to keep little Dillan and Brittney from actually interacting with their parental units.  (remind me again, why do you want children if all your going to do is spend all your time ignoring them?) But I digress…..

     We have as a species, been I think, forcibly removed from what it means to actually operate a motor vehicle.   To the detriment of safety says I. – The less a driver is in touch with his or her car, the less ability they have to deal with something that is unforeseen or unexpected, like for instance, the sudden catastrophic decompression of a tire.  As sad as it is, something as simple as a blow out at freeway speeds, (well not California freeway speeds, or commute speeds anyway) is more likely than not to result in some kind of horrific outcome that may or may not require the services of a mortician. 

  We should be ashamed of ourselves.  Certainly luxury and performace can coexist.  Take the Germans. A vehicle built in Germany for the German market, does NOT come with cup holders.  Of any kind.  Anywhere.  The thinking is that your job once in the vehicle is to actually take some pride in operating it.  Your not there to gulp gallons of overpriced nationally branded coffee, or pour ridiculous amounts of carbonated sugar water down your throat.   Your there to DRIVE. And moreover, to enjoy doing so.  Far too infrequently, anymore do I go out to the garage and take the car for a drive. For no other reason than to simply, well…. Drive.  Certainly there have been a number of reasons for this that I could point to.  5 dollar a gallon gas.  Stupid fucking cops who lurk at every turn and hide in every bush, all too willing to deal you a ticket for the tiniest infraction of speed or vehicular code.  And of course it goes without saying, that its just no fun to take a drive, when all you do is fight traffic and spend all your energy to keep from being involved in someone elses bad day.   All that having been said though, there is something about driving a car with a clutch that in short, cannot be replaced, duplicated, or overstated.  

This most recent involuntary experience for me has helped to redefine in my own mind, what it means to be a driver.  To desire nothing more than to simply interact with your automobile in the most intimate way possible.   In fact, my next project -wether it's going to be the 34 or the Zephyr- is going to get a MANUAL transmission. 

Vintage pinup Update week of 8-16-2010

Oh, another week, another batch of beauties. So much going on dont know where to start. So I wont. ha ha ha! just look at the chicks, and enjoy.