Well, if you have to put one on a stretcher....

I do not, as a matter of principal like using trailers to transport your car to a show. I prefer to drive the actual car if at all possible. However, if I had a rig as nice as this one, I may be forced to reconsider.

Tyson Bowers III is a fucking idiot.

If you want a laugh, either just for the sake of laughing, or like the old days when we used to poke fun at the retarded kids on the playground, then by all means go read this uniformed, meaningless drivel, by clicking HERE

Basically, what is meant to be written as a blanket condemnation of a sub kulture this bible thumbing, brain dead bag of dog shit knows nothing about, comes off more as a sad obviously misinformed piece of hack journalism.
NOTHING in the article is even close to correct, and moreover, its blatantly obvious to even the most causal observer this genuFALINGing godsmacked jackass of an author couldn't find his cock with both hands and a flashlight.

Do us a favor gawdboy, dont fuck with shit you know NOTHING about. I know folks that have chunks of guys like you in their stool. Fucktard.

Although as an aside, the fact that the author choose that fucking IDIOT Jonah and his twat girlfriend to use as the posterboys for rockabilly retards does have me peeing my pants.
see screen grab below - maybe he did get ONE thing right...