Tuesday, September 20, 2011

New episode (81) of my radio show is up and ready!

Episode 81 of friction in the static is up and ready to go. This week, I interview an award winning motorcycle builder, visit his website by clicking here


Monday, September 19, 2011

Kia, seriously.... lets talk -

Kia, ( which when you think about it is the acronym the military uses for Killed In Action ) has GOT to be kidding with these incipient and absurd hip hop hamster ads.  I don't know which advertising agency populated by a bunch of Don Drapper wanna be's came up with the garbage, but trust me... no one with more that 2 working brain cells is watching a bunch of cg (or worse actual idiots in costume) urbanly fabulous basketball throwing, hip hop dancing rodents and thinking, "yeah, I do want to drive a shitty looking car that resembles a toaster" Who the hell would identify with that?! 

Have I missed something? Do hamsters posses some heretofore unknown street cred that I was blissfully unaware of till now? Does Snoop Dog in fact have a giant golden hamster necklace that he sports to his nightly haunts? Thats fresh, dog. . . No wait, thats fresh..... HAM?!  

The simple fact of the matter is, Kia doesn't have a fucking clue. From their name on down.  Look, this isn't a blanket indictment of a company that builds moderately priced econobox crap cans that will most likely be six pack of coke and jiffy pop container in 10 years ( I'm certain there is going to be NO aftermarket parts swelling in a couple of decades for new quarter panels, or interior parts for the restoration crowd. These things were bad enough the first time around, NO ONE is going to want to restore one and hand it down to their kids for craaasits sake) But, what I am saying is that even when they try to target a segment of the population they miss by a mile. And, for the most part I wouldn't give two shits, but at some point I stumble across one of these ads on the boob tube, and it makes we wanna drop kick puppies into freeway traffic. 

Thursday, September 8, 2011

 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS... The pinup above is a girl named Lisa, who I had the opportunity to shoot for VARLA magazine, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2001 or so. The girl below - well, if you don't know her, submit yourself for drug testing immediately. 

Random shot of a girl, I took whose name I forget.. but whose cleavage will live with me forever. 

Monday, August 15, 2011

Well, if you have to put one on a stretcher....

I do not, as a matter of principal like using trailers to transport your car to a show. I prefer to drive the actual car if at all possible. However, if I had a rig as nice as this one, I may be forced to reconsider.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Tyson Bowers III is a fucking idiot.

If you want a laugh, either just for the sake of laughing, or like the old days when we used to poke fun at the retarded kids on the playground, then by all means go read this uniformed, meaningless drivel, by clicking HERE

Basically, what is meant to be written as a blanket condemnation of a sub kulture this bible thumbing, brain dead bag of dog shit knows nothing about, comes off more as a sad obviously misinformed piece of hack journalism.
NOTHING in the article is even close to correct, and moreover, its blatantly obvious to even the most causal observer this genuFALINGing godsmacked jackass of an author couldn't find his cock with both hands and a flashlight.

Do us a favor gawdboy, dont fuck with shit you know NOTHING about. I know folks that have chunks of guys like you in their stool. Fucktard.

Although as an aside, the fact that the author choose that fucking IDIOT Jonah and his twat girlfriend to use as the posterboys for rockabilly retards does have me peeing my pants.
see screen grab below - maybe he did get ONE thing right...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Rules for texting, and communicating with other HUMANS.

To borrow a line from a very funny comedian, I don't want to get off an a rant here, but....
Can we have a short one sided conversation about how people write these days? first off, texting etiquette... IF you have a full keyboard, STOP FUCKING USING ABBREVIATIONS FOR SHIT! if you have a qwerty keyboard on your phone, you NO LONGER get to do shit like this: seen u b4, sup?
stop typing like your from an inner city, with a 3rd grade education will ya? I understand, back in the days when we had to hit the number three twice to get an "E" it  kinda  made sense. but now, its inexcusable. Moreover you just look like a jackass. You apparently cant spell and, don't care enough to express yourself in a manner that anyone with  more than 2working  brain cells is going to take you seriously. 

Moreover, there is little to NO excuse for misspellings in posts, either on social media sites, or in emails.  I use Google chrome as my default browser and it has a NATIVE spell checker.  Misspell something, and a GIANT RED UNDERLINE SHOWS UP TO CLUE YOU INTO THE FACT THAT YOU COULDN'T SPELL CAT IF I SPOTTED YOU THE C AND THE T!   I promise you, people (including me) notice how you communicate with others.  And, rightly or wrongly they are going to make judgments about you, your education, etc etc.  We are NOT monkeys throwing shit at each other in a zoo. take just the smallest amount of time and learn how to communicate with other HUMAN BEINGS.  Im getting tired of trying to decipher grade school gibberish.  

Vintage Pinup Update for the week

It may be the waning days of summer, but its still damn hot out! 
cool off with this weeks beauties. 
AND stay tuned for some tv show updates next week! 
big news you wont want to miss. . . 

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Friday, June 10, 2011

revamped website for an artist buddy....

Hey, if you dig the "car-toon" style art that has been all the rage for some time now, you need to check out Sasquatch Artworks, by clicking                     HERE    

Robs a good kulture homegrown artist. check out his work!