Some days you get the bear, some days- the bear gets YOU.

As a personal rule, the times I have been drunk in my life, I just NEVER drive. In fact its usually a much much more pathetic setting. Me, alone in my house, drunk and crying as I masturbate to pictures of old girlfriends in my high school yearbook. Maybe this guy should consider something similar next time he enjoys a cocktail...god knows, it would be easier on the fucking drywall...